The Quarantine Dream

I’m surprised I’m writing this at all, dear reader. I’ve been staring at a blank screen, or in this case my notes app on my phone screen because my laptop suddenly and catastrophically broke, for days. You would have thought lockdown would be the perfect opportunity to bake up a storm, share those tempting treats on good old Nigella and maybe share some anecdotes about my lockdown experience but… Yeah… It’s one of those cases where if you need something done ask a busy person to do it. And, these days, I’m not busy.

Needless to say, at some point in the future (assuming coronavirus finally learns it has outstayed it’s welcome) I’ll look back on these four weeks of lockdown in New Zealand and think, what did I achieve when I had all that spare time?

I’ll tell you what I’ve achieved. A big fat nothing.

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